"Che... so lemme guess: you fell through a big glowing rainbow portal and now everything is weird an' now nothing's right and people are looking at you funny. Right?" said Guzma as he went and fetched a cookie bag and offered it to Alice.

"Here, free samples. Don't hurt my bottom line none. I'm Guzma, head of Team Skull. An' this here's my Bake Sale. Welcome to Alola."

He gave her a once glance over and said, "I like your look. Real edgy. Perfect for this weather. That being said, ya wanna stop an' orient yerself before gettin' into trouble. The island's pop sick of that right now. Nice weapons though. Damn edgy."

Guzma being helpful? Tepig's can fly.